1. You know the other song of Job2Do. 19. You can easily remember names like “Nakhon Si Thammarat”, “Prachuap Khiri Khan” or “Ubon Rachathani” but frequently forget the word for five (I think it’s haa). 26. You use a calculator to add seven to twelve.

If you were born in a country where bad roads are kind of a trade mark, like I was, then you should come for a week’s drive on Sumatra. What am I saying? You should try a day’s drive; or just an hour’s drive. I guarantee that if you manage to reach your destination without losing either your life or your mind, you’ll end up thanking Heavens for the bad roads in your home country.

How stars multiply in Malaysia. The last boat to Medan. How come Asians don’t go to the beach? The best car in the world. Facing 600.000 Chinese people on my own. Antony’s tear-drop.